Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The death of casey steele

You should read this guys blog. He's like a big psycho crude/rude ranting spazz but I think he is funny and I like what he says. Link to it is in title. Cool. Kface I think you'll like it. This ''cool fucking calculator' post is pretty funny , this is the first bit then he goes on to do this elaborate equation thing.

The Cool Fucking Calculator
Dude, how fucking wasted was I last night?
Ugh…what you see above is but a representative opening line to perhaps one of millions of conversations currently being undertook as to how ‘fucked up’ an individual became as a result of the gross over intoxication of one’s self relative to time. Or more simply put, everybody is a drunk piece of shit and feels the need to rave on about it to no end. In fact, I feel if we removed it as a topic of conversation - the general public would descend into chaos. Frightfully overwhelmed and confused, desperately trying to restructure their cognitive processes to accommodate all the subject matter discussed prior to the invention of the $10 goon bag and cheap methamphetamines. Think of all the stories of love, philosophy and the road less wandered that remain untold due to the foul superseding by stories that involve a passed out slut and a champagne bottle? We have been so conditioned to flock like sheep to a story involving substance mediated self deprecation, feeding off it like word starved hyenas, licking up every last drop of tragedy as if the downfall of others somehow nourishes our own being…and especially if it involves someone projectile vomiting.


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